Maserati, How Many Times Will You Make Me Fall In Love With You?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 06/30/2017 at 09:55 • Filed to: Maserati

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Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself ! Presenting the EXACT spec of the car I have built online countless times for the last three years. Updating the centerstack, I did not see that coming this late in the game! Wish you could have fit the new steering wheel in there but I can deal. Ok, this is now the ONLY Maserati GT I’ll be on the lookout for.

You must have read my posts in the past and right after I said, “Kia is now my favorite brand,” you come and slap me in the face and tell me to come back home. Well Honey, I’m home.

Maserati back at first for me, again!

*Actually, as I remember back, I thought this steering wheel and paddle setup was perfection when I checked one of these out in 2012 or 2013.

I’ll start saving now, you depreciate and I’ll meet you halfway. What do you say?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:02

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Hot take: Maseratis are ugly

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:06

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The contrast between the modern screen, and the very early 00s looking AC controls is quite odd. I do appreciate the fact that they went through the trouble to update such an ‘old’ car though.

Wobbles the Mind > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/30/2017 at 10:10

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I believe the word is “tro-feo.”

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/30/2017 at 10:12

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GTFAC

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:16

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My kind of Maserati

I plan on owning a Ghibli S Q4 one day when they’re cheap enough.

itschrome > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:22

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typical Maserati.. they only did half the job, where’s the roof?! CP

deprecated account > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:25

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White with blue accents and interior is classy af.

Chuckles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/30/2017 at 10:27

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My girlfriend, who is not overly into cars, came home the other day and said “I was driving alongside a Maserati. Why do people pay a lot of money for those? They’re ugly.”

I didn’t have a response for her.

fintail > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:48

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fintail > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 10:48

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I like the blue, but the best thing about these is that they have the depreciation curve of two day old bread.

Still, in my neighborhood, seems to be a preferred toy for the devilspawn of newly arrived money launderers.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/30/2017 at 11:04

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Your opinion is wrong.

Chariotoflove > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 11:06

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Welcome home. Some of us never left (even though we bought Kias).

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/30/2017 at 12:24

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How do you know I’m not into that?

Steve in Manhattan > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2017 at 12:46

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I can really depreciate what you’re saying here ...